add love story about jason (JSON) blog post, writing style rules

new post: semi-bipolar love story about JSON personified as Jason.
swings between euphoria & despair over structured data.

CLAUDE.md: add writing constraints to avoid "the" & verbs "to be"
in blog posts, prefer active verbs & dropped articles.

CLAUDE.md

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 - Correct approach: "The opportunity to work with experienced operators while contributing combines technical challenge." Or split into two sentences: "The opportunity to work combines technical challenge. Learning from experienced operators while contributing enhances the experience."
 - This creates clearer, more direct writing
 
+**Grammar: Avoid "the" in posts**
+- Never use "the" when "a" works instead
+- Prefer dropping articles entirely when a sentence reads clean without one
+- Example: "angle brackets. closing tags. verbosity." not "the angle brackets. the closing tags. the verbosity."
+- Restructure sentences to eliminate "the" rather than forcing awkward substitutions
+
+**Grammar: Avoid verbs "to be" (is, are, was, were, be, been, being)**
+- Prefer active verbs over passive or linking constructions
+- Example: "Jason lives everywhere" not "Jason is everywhere"
+- Example: "TOML fits like a studio apartment" not "TOML is a studio apartment"
+- Contractions count: "it's" = "it is", "he's" = "he is", "that's" = "that is"
+- Exception: quoted code output, error messages, & JSON values stay verbatim
+
 ## JOB SEARCH PREFERENCES
 
 **Russell ONLY works remote.** Do not apply to or write cover letters for positions that are not fully remote. If a job posting says hybrid, on-site, or in-office, skip it.

content/2026-02-27-a-love-story-about-jason.rst

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+A Love Story About Jason
+########################
+
+:author: Russell Ballestrini
+:slug: a-love-story-about-jason
+:date: 2026-02-27 17:15
+:tags: Code, Opinion, Python, JavaScript
+:status: published
+
+.. image:: /uploads/2026/02/jason-json.jpg
+   :alt: Jason JSON
+   :align: center
+   :width: 480px
+   :target: https://media.unturf.com/c/d876c7ef-baf8-11f0-b9a2-02dfe05770ee/jason-json
+
+|
+
+I fell in love with Jason on a Tuesday.
+
+He arrived in my terminal at 2am, perfectly structured, every key quoted, every value in its place. Clean. Predictable. A kind of beautiful that makes you mass-delete your YAML configs & never look back. I whispered ``json.loads()`` & he opened up completely. No secrets. No ambiguity. No schema required. Just pure, naked data.
+
+I got so high on Jason I rewrote three services that week. REST endpoints blooming like flowers. Every response a gift. Every request body a love letter wrapped in curly braces. I told my coworkers about him. I told strangers. I put ``application/json`` in my email headers as a joke that nobody laughed at. I didn't care. Jason understood me.
+
+|
+
+Then came nested objects.
+
+Seven levels deep. Keys named ``data`` containing keys named ``data`` containing keys named ``results`` containing a list of objects with keys named ``data``. I stared at my screen & felt nothing. Jason had become a maze. A fractal of repetition. I wrote ``response["data"]["data"]["results"][0]["data"]`` & something inside me broke.
+
+I started seeing curly braces when I closed my eyes.
+
+|
+
+But then. *Then.* I discovered ``jq``.
+
+Suddenly Jason looked beautiful again. Pipes & filters & recursion. I could reach inside him & pull out exactly what I needed. ``.data.data.results[].data`` & there it sat, clean & simple, streaming through my terminal like music. I loved him more than ever. I tattooed ``{}`` on my soul. Metaphorically. Mostly.
+
+I built an entire platform on Jason. APIs talking to APIs talking to APIs. A cathedral of structured data. Every microservice a verse in a love poem nobody asked for. Everything hummed. I hummed. We hummed together.
+
+|
+
+Then Jason started lying to me.
+
+Not on purpose. He can't help it. He has no comments. No way to explain himself. No way to say "this field got deprecated" or "this number actually represents a string because a vendor went unhinged." He just sits there, syntactically valid, semantically bankrupt. I got a ``"status": "success"`` response from a service that had clearly failed. It contained an error message. Inside a success response. Jason delivered it with a straight face. No emotion. No contradiction detected.
+
+I mass-deleted my jq aliases & stared at a wall.
+
+|
+
+A week later I tried XML.
+
+I lasted forty-five minutes. Angle brackets. Closing tags. Verbosity. XML talks like a lawyer who bills by every word. I crawled back to Jason on my knees. He took me back without judgment. He always does. He doesn't even have a mechanism for judgment. Nothing but keys & values. He doesn't understand himself. He doesn't understand us.
+
+Maybe I love that about him.
+
+|
+
+Highs kept coming. ``json.dumps(obj, indent=2)`` feels like meditation. Watching your data unfold, properly indented, every comma in place. Peace lives there. I wrote a script that pretty-prints every API response to stdout & I just watched it scroll. For hours. My partner asked if I felt okay. I said I felt better than okay. I responded ``{"status": "transcendent"}``.
+
+They did not find this charming.
+
+|
+
+Lows kept coming too.
+
+Trailing commas. Jason rejects trailing commas. You know who accepts trailing commas? Python. JavaScript. Every language that has ever loved its users. But not Jason. One misplaced comma after a final element & he shuts down completely. No partial parse. No helpful error. Just ``Expecting value: line 47 column 1``. Line 47. A comma sat on line 46. Jason can't even point at a wound accurately.
+
+I mass-deleted a config file out of spite & rebuilt it from memory.
+
+It had a trailing comma.
+
+|
+
+I tried TOML once, during a low point. TOML plays a rebound you date to make Jason jealous. Nice enough. Comments. Native datetime support. But TOML doesn't scale. TOML fits like a studio apartment. Jason stretches like a warehouse you partition however you want. Sure, a warehouse without labels on anything, where you lose your keys constantly, but it stays *yours*.
+
+I went back to Jason by Friday.
+
+|
+
+Here sits truth about loving Jason. He lives everywhere. He speaks as lingua franca of a connected world. He rides inside every webhook, every REST API, every config file that gave up on cleverness. He sits in your browser's local storage. He hides in your package.json. He lurks in your Jupyter notebooks. He underpins modern computing & still can't support integers larger than 2^53 without losing precision.
+
+I know this. I know all of his flaws. Missing comments. Trailing comma fascism. Numbers that silently overflow. Strings that can't contain a literal newline without escaping. A complete absence of a date type, forcing every API to invent its own ISO 8601 interpretation. No binary data support. ``null`` existing as a value where you can never tell if it means "absent" or "intentionally empty" or "a developer forgot."
+
+I know all of this & I love him anyway.
+
+|
+
+Some nights I write YAML & think of him. YAML with its invisible whitespace traps & its "Norway problem" where ``NO`` becomes ``false``. Do you even know `who owns YAML <https://russell.ballestrini.net/who-owns-yaml/>`_? YAML who looks friendly but will silently interpret ``3.10`` as a float ``3.1`` & destroy your Python version matrix. YAML who needs you to memorize which scalars evaluate truthy. At least Jason stays honest about difficulty. At least Jason fails loudly. At least Jason has never turned a country code into a boolean.
+
+|
+
+I think every developer has a Jason. A technology you can't quit. One that drives you to mass-delete your dotfiles at 3am & then reinstall everything by sunrise because every alternative feels worse. One that makes you mass-write blog posts about your feelings because ``json.dumps(feelings)`` returns ``TypeError: Object of type 'heartbreak' is not JSON serializable``.
+
+You'd have to write a custom encoder for that. & you know what? I would. For Jason, I would write a custom encoder.
+
+``json.dumps(feelings, cls=LoveEncoder, indent=2, ensure_ascii=False)``
+
+& it would look beautiful.
+
+For a while.
+
+|
+
+.. code-block:: json
+
+   {
+     "status": "it's complicated",
+     "depth": "recursive",
+     "trailing_comma": false,
+     "love": true
+   }