diff --git a/include/modem.h b/include/modem.h
index 425717c..886cff3 100644
--- a/include/modem.h
+++ b/include/modem.h
@@ -340,3 +340,105 @@ static inline int zebra_recv_ready(zebra_pulse_t *z, uint32_t sink,
                                     int timeout_ms) {
     return zebra_recv_hs_frame(z, sink, timeout_ms, ZEBRA_HS_TYPE_READY, NULL);
 }
+/* ------------------------------------------------------------------ *
+ * BATTLE TOADS: dual-channel stereo UART                               *
+ *                                                                      *
+ * One stereo tab → L and R modulated independently.                   *
+ * Both channels use same UART framing and baud rate.                  *
+ * TX sends byte_L and byte_R simultaneously each frame.               *
+ * RX decodes both channels from a single PA poll per half-symbol.     *
+ * Net throughput: 2x single-channel at same baud rate.                *
+ * ------------------------------------------------------------------ */
+
+/* Send one dual-channel symbol: L=bit_l, R=bit_r */
+static inline void bt_send_symbol(zebra_pulse_t *z, uint32_t sink,
+                                   int bit_l, int bit_r,
+                                   struct timespec *next, long period_ns) {
+    zebra_set_volume_lr_noack(z, sink,
+                              zebra_bit_to_vol(bit_l),
+                              zebra_bit_to_vol(bit_r));
+    clock_nanosleep(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, TIMER_ABSTIME, next, NULL);
+    ts_add_ns(next, period_ns);
+}
+
+/* Send two bytes simultaneously: byte_l on L channel, byte_r on R channel.
+ * Frame: start(0,0) + 8 paired data bits + stop(1,1) = 10 symbols. */
+static inline void bt_send_byte_lr(zebra_pulse_t *z, uint32_t sink,
+                                    uint8_t byte_l, uint8_t byte_r,
+                                    struct timespec *next, long period_ns) {
+    bt_send_symbol(z, sink, 0, 0, next, period_ns);        /* start */
+    for (int i = 0; i < 8; i++)
+        bt_send_symbol(z, sink,
+                       (byte_l >> i) & 1,
+                       (byte_r >> i) & 1,
+                       next, period_ns);
+    bt_send_symbol(z, sink, 1, 1, next, period_ns);        /* stop  */
+}
+
+/* Receive loop: decodes L and R channels from each PA poll.
+ * Calls cb twice per frame — first with L byte, then R byte.
+ * Output order: L0, R0, L1, R1, ...  matching bt_send_byte_lr pairs. */
+static inline void bt_rx_run(zebra_pulse_t *z, uint32_t sink, int baud,
+                              zebra_byte_cb cb, void *userdata) {
+    const int oversample = 4;
+    long quarter_ns = 1000000000L / ((long)baud * oversample);
+    long half_ns    = 2 * quarter_ns;
+    long full_ns    = 4 * quarter_ns;
+
+    struct timespec ts;
+    clock_gettime(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, &ts);
+    int prev_l = 1, prev_r = 1;   /* both idle at MARK */
+
+    for (;;) {
+        ts_add_ns(&ts, quarter_ns);
+        clock_nanosleep(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, TIMER_ABSTIME, &ts, NULL);
+
+        uint8_t vol_l, vol_r;
+        if (zebra_get_volume_lr(z, sink, &vol_l, &vol_r) < 0) {
+            struct timespec retry = {1, 0};
+            nanosleep(&retry, NULL);
+            prev_l = prev_r = 1;
+            continue;
+        }
+
+        int cur_l = zebra_vol_to_bit(vol_l);
+        int cur_r = zebra_vol_to_bit(vol_r);
+
+        /* start bit: detect falling edge on L (TX sends both low together) */
+        if (prev_l == 1 && cur_l == 0) {
+            /* confirm start at center */
+            ts_add_ns(&ts, half_ns);
+            clock_nanosleep(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, TIMER_ABSTIME, &ts, NULL);
+            if (zebra_get_volume_lr(z, sink, &vol_l, &vol_r) < 0)
+                { prev_l = prev_r = 1; continue; }
+            if (zebra_vol_to_bit(vol_l) != 0)
+                { prev_l = prev_r = 1; continue; }
+
+            /* decode 8 paired data bits */
+            uint8_t byte_l = 0, byte_r = 0;
+            int ok = 1;
+            for (int i = 0; i < 8; i++) {
+                ts_add_ns(&ts, full_ns);
+                clock_nanosleep(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, TIMER_ABSTIME, &ts, NULL);
+                if (zebra_get_volume_lr(z, sink, &vol_l, &vol_r) < 0)
+                    { ok = 0; break; }
+                int bl = zebra_vol_to_bit(vol_l);
+                int br = zebra_vol_to_bit(vol_r);
+                if (bl < 0) bl = (vol_l >= ZEBRA_VOL_THRESHOLD) ? 1 : 0;
+                if (br < 0) br = (vol_r >= ZEBRA_VOL_THRESHOLD) ? 1 : 0;
+                byte_l |= (uint8_t)(bl << i);
+                byte_r |= (uint8_t)(br << i);
+            }
+            if (ok) {
+                cb(byte_l, userdata);
+                cb(byte_r, userdata);
+            }
+            /* Resync sample clock after each frame — same fix as zebra_rx_run */
+            clock_gettime(CLOCK_MONOTONIC, &ts);
+            prev_l = prev_r = 1;
+        } else {
+            if (cur_l >= 0) prev_l = cur_l;
+            if (cur_r >= 0) prev_r = cur_r;
+        }
+    }
+}
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