Add 'become un*' manifesto and cross to about footer

- become ungovernable/unstoppable/untouchable/unseen/unknown/un - ✝️ cross with "Sorry for the convenience" (Mitch Hedberg) - Translations in all 27 languages
2026-01-06 09:33:42 -05:00 · 2026-01-06 09:33:42 -05:00 · 85d1d1e119
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--- a/serp/i18n.py
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@ -53,6 +53,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig is open source, gifted into our public domain.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig lives:", "about_footer_p3": "In memory of all the repositories Atlassian killed.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Sorry for the convenience.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "become ungovernable", "become_unstoppable": "become unstoppable",
+        "become_untouchable": "become untouchable", "become_unseen": "become unseen",
+        "become_unknown": "become unknown", "become_un": "become un",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "A phoenix-like chimera grown from the bones of dead repositories & forums. A pig that devours web domains whole. Where others archive pages, neopig consumes all digital files.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Welcome to An Age of Aquarius, no deceitful secrets.",
@ -245,6 +248,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig是开源的，赠予公共领域。",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig所在：", "about_footer_p3": "纪念Atlassian杀死的所有仓库。",
        "about_footer_p5": "抱歉给您带来便利。",
+        "become_ungovernable": "变得不可治理", "become_unstoppable": "变得不可阻挡",
+        "become_untouchable": "变得不可触及", "become_unseen": "变得不可见",
+        "become_unknown": "变得无人知晓", "become_un": "变得 un",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "凤凰般的奇美拉，从死去的代码库和论坛的骨骼中成长。一只吞噬整个网络域名的猪。当其他人存档网页时，neopig消化所有数字文件。",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "欢迎来到水瓶座时代，没有欺骗性的秘密。",
@ -437,6 +443,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig es codigo abierto, donado al dominio publico.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig vive en:", "about_footer_p3": "En memoria de todos los repositorios que Atlassian mato.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Disculpen las comodidades.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "vuélvete ingobernable", "become_unstoppable": "vuélvete imparable",
+        "become_untouchable": "vuélvete intocable", "become_unseen": "vuélvete invisible",
+        "become_unknown": "vuélvete desconocido", "become_un": "vuélvete in",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Una quimera como el fénix, nacida de los huesos de repositorios y foros muertos. Un cerdo que devora dominios web enteros. Donde otros archivan páginas, neopig consume todos los archivos digitales.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Bienvenido a la Era de Acuario, sin secretos engañosos.",
@ -629,6 +638,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig ओपन सोर्स है, सार्वजनिक डोमेन में दान।",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig यहां रहता है:", "about_footer_p3": "उन सभी रिपॉजिटरी की याद में जो Atlassian ने मार डाली।",
        "about_footer_p5": "सुविधा के लिए खेद है।",
+        "become_ungovernable": "अशासनीय बनें", "become_unstoppable": "अजेय बनें",
+        "become_untouchable": "अछूत बनें", "become_unseen": "अदृश्य बनें",
+        "become_unknown": "अज्ञात बनें", "become_un": "अ- बनें",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "मृत रिपॉजिटरी और फोरम की हड्डियों से उगी एक फीनिक्स जैसी काइमेरा। एक सुअर जो पूरे वेब डोमेन को निगल जाता है। जहां अन्य पृष्ठों को संग्रहित करते हैं, neopig सभी डिजिटल फाइलों को खा जाता है।",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "कुंभ युग में आपका स्वागत है, कोई धोखेबाज रहस्य नहीं।",
@ -821,6 +833,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig مفتوح المصدر، مقدم للملكية العامة.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig يعيش في:", "about_footer_p3": "في ذكرى جميع المستودعات التي قتلتها Atlassian.",
        "about_footer_p5": "عذرا على الراحة.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "كن غير قابل للحكم", "become_unstoppable": "كن لا يمكن إيقافك",
+        "become_untouchable": "كن لا يمكن المساس بك", "become_unseen": "كن غير مرئي",
+        "become_unknown": "كن مجهولا", "become_un": "كن لا-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "كائن خرافي شبيه بطائر الفينيق، نما من عظام المستودعات والمنتديات الميتة. خنزير يلتهم نطاقات الويب بأكملها. حيث يؤرشف الآخرون الصفحات، يستهلك neopig جميع الملفات الرقمية.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "مرحباً بكم في عصر الدلو، بلا أسرار خادعة.",
@ -1013,6 +1028,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig e codigo aberto, doado ao dominio publico.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig vive em:", "about_footer_p3": "Em memoria de todos os repositorios que a Atlassian matou.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Desculpe pela conveniencia.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "torne-se ingovernável", "become_unstoppable": "torne-se imparável",
+        "become_untouchable": "torne-se intocável", "become_unseen": "torne-se invisível",
+        "become_unknown": "torne-se desconhecido", "become_un": "torne-se in",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Uma quimera como fênix, nascida dos ossos de repositórios e fóruns mortos. Um porco que devora domínios web inteiros. Onde outros arquivam páginas, neopig consome todos os arquivos digitais.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Bem-vindo à Era de Aquário, sem segredos enganosos.",
@ -1205,6 +1223,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig с открытым исходным кодом, передан в общественное достояние.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig живет здесь:", "about_footer_p3": "В память обо всех репозиториях, которые убила Atlassian.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Извините за удобство.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "станьте неуправляемыми", "become_unstoppable": "станьте неудержимыми",
+        "become_untouchable": "станьте неприкасаемыми", "become_unseen": "станьте невидимыми",
+        "become_unknown": "станьте неизвестными", "become_un": "станьте не-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Химера, подобная фениксу, выросшая из костей мертвых репозиториев и форумов. Свинья, пожирающая целые веб-домены. Там, где другие архивируют страницы, neopig поглощает все цифровые файлы.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Добро пожаловать в Эру Водолея, без обманчивых секретов.",
@ -1397,6 +1418,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopigはオープンソースで、パブリックドメインに寄贈されています。",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopigの場所：", "about_footer_p3": "Atlassianが消したすべてのリポジトリを偲んで。",
        "about_footer_p5": "便利でごめんなさい。",
+        "become_ungovernable": "統治不能になれ", "become_unstoppable": "止められない存在になれ",
+        "become_untouchable": "触れられない存在になれ", "become_unseen": "見えない存在になれ",
+        "become_unknown": "知られざる存在になれ", "become_un": "un になれ",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "死んだリポジトリとフォーラムの骨から成長したフェニックスのようなキメラ。ウェブドメインを丸ごと食い尽くす豚。他の人がページをアーカイブする中、neopigはすべてのデジタルファイルを消費する。",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "水瓶座の時代へようこそ、欺瞞的な秘密はありません。",
@ -1589,6 +1613,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig est open source, offert au domaine public.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig vit ici:", "about_footer_p3": "En memoire de tous les depots qu'Atlassian a tues.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Desole pour le confort.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "deviens ingouvernable", "become_unstoppable": "deviens inarrêtable",
+        "become_untouchable": "deviens intouchable", "become_unseen": "deviens invisible",
+        "become_unknown": "deviens inconnu", "become_un": "deviens in",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Une chimère phénix née des os de dépôts et forums morts. Un cochon qui dévore des domaines web entiers. Là où d'autres archivent des pages, neopig consomme tous les fichiers numériques.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Bienvenue dans l'Ère du Verseau, sans secrets trompeurs.",
@ -1781,6 +1808,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig ist Open Source, der Offentlichkeit geschenkt.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig lebt hier:", "about_footer_p3": "Im Gedenken an alle Repositories, die Atlassian geloscht hat.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Entschuldigung fur die Bequemlichkeit.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "werde unregierbar", "become_unstoppable": "werde unaufhaltsam",
+        "become_untouchable": "werde unantastbar", "become_unseen": "werde unsichtbar",
+        "become_unknown": "werde unbekannt", "become_un": "werde un",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Eine phönixartige Chimäre, gewachsen aus den Knochen toter Repositories und Foren. Ein Schwein, das ganze Web-Domains verschlingt. Wo andere Seiten archivieren, verschlingt neopig alle digitalen Dateien.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Willkommen im Zeitalter des Wassermanns, ohne betrügerische Geheimnisse.",
@ -1973,6 +2003,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p1": "neopig는 오픈 소스이며 퍼블릭 도메인에 기증되었습니다.",
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig 위치:", "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian이 삭제한 모든 저장소를 기억하며.",
        "about_footer_p5": "편리해서 죄송합니다.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "통제불능이 되어라", "become_unstoppable": "멈출 수 없게 되어라",
+        "become_untouchable": "손댈 수 없게 되어라", "become_unseen": "보이지 않게 되어라",
+        "become_unknown": "알려지지 않게 되어라", "become_un": "un이 되어라",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "죽은 저장소와 포럼의 뼈에서 자란 불사조 같은 키메라. 웹 도메인 전체를 삼키는 돼지. 다른 이들이 페이지를 아카이브하는 동안, neopig는 모든 디지털 파일을 소비합니다.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "물병자리 시대에 오신 것을 환영합니다, 기만적인 비밀은 없습니다.",
@ -2179,6 +2212,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig vive qui:",
        "about_footer_p3": "In memoria di tutti i repository che Atlassian ha eliminato.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Scusa per la comodita.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "diventa ingovernabile", "become_unstoppable": "diventa inarrestabile",
+        "become_untouchable": "diventa intoccabile", "become_unseen": "diventa invisibile",
+        "become_unknown": "diventa sconosciuto", "become_un": "diventa in",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Una chimera simile a una fenice, cresciuta dalle ossa di repository e forum morti. Un maiale che divora interi domini web. Dove altri archiviano pagine, neopig consuma tutti i file digitali.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Benvenuti nell'Era dell'Acquario, senza segreti ingannevoli.",
@ -2385,6 +2421,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig woont hier:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Ter nagedachtenis aan alle repositories die Atlassian heeft verwijderd.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Sorry voor het gemak.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "word onbestuurbaar", "become_unstoppable": "word onstuitbaar",
+        "become_untouchable": "word onaantastbaar", "become_unseen": "word ongezien",
+        "become_unknown": "word onbekend", "become_un": "word on",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Een feniks-achtige chimera, gegroeid uit de botten van dode repositories en forums. Een varken dat hele webdomeinen verslindt. Waar anderen pagina's archiveren, consumeert neopig alle digitale bestanden.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Welkom in het Tijdperk van Waterman, zonder bedrieglijke geheimen.",
@ -2591,6 +2630,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig zyje:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Pamieci wszystkich repozytoriow zabitych przez Atlassian.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Przepraszam za wygode.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "stań się niezależny", "become_unstoppable": "stań się nie do zatrzymania",
+        "become_untouchable": "stań się nietykalny", "become_unseen": "stań się niewidzialny",
+        "become_unknown": "stań się nieznany", "become_un": "stań się nie-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Chimera niczym feniks, wyrosla z kosci martwych repozytoriow i forow. Swinia, ktora pozera cale domeny internetowe. Gdzie inni archiwizuja strony, neopig konsumuje wszystkie pliki cyfrowe.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Witaj w Erze Wodnika, bez zwodniczych tajemnic.",
@ -2797,6 +2839,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig burada:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian'in oldurdugu tum depolar anisina.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Kolaylik icin ozur dilerim.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "yönetilemez ol", "become_unstoppable": "durdurulamaz ol",
+        "become_untouchable": "dokunulmaz ol", "become_unseen": "görünmez ol",
+        "become_unknown": "bilinmez ol", "become_un": "un ol",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Olu depolarin ve forumlarin kemiklerinden yetisen, anka kusu gibi bir kimera. Tum web alan adlarini yutan bir domuz. Baskalari sayfalari arsivlerken, neopig tum dijital dosyalari tuketir.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Kova Cagina hos geldiniz, aldatici sirlar olmadan.",
@ -3003,6 +3048,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig o day:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Tuong nho tat ca kho luu tru Atlassian da xoa.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Xin loi vi su tien loi.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "trở nên bất trị", "become_unstoppable": "trở nên không thể ngăn cản",
+        "become_untouchable": "trở nên bất khả xâm phạm", "become_unseen": "trở nên vô hình",
+        "become_unknown": "trở nên vô danh", "become_un": "trở nên vô-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Mot chimera nhu phuong hoang, lon len tu xuong cua cac kho luu tru va dien dan da chet. Mot con lon nuot chung toan bo mien web. Khi nhung nguoi khac luu tru trang, neopig tieu thu tat ca cac tap tin ky thuat so.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Chao mung den Ky nguyen Bao Binh, khong co bi mat lua doi.",
@ -3224,6 +3272,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig อยู่ที่:",
        "about_footer_p3": "เพื่อรำลึกถึง repository ทั้งหมดที่ Atlassian ลบ",
        "about_footer_p5": "ขอโทษสำหรับความสะดวก",
+        "become_ungovernable": "จงเป็นสิ่งที่ปกครองไม่ได้", "become_unstoppable": "จงเป็นสิ่งที่หยุดไม่ได้",
+        "become_untouchable": "จงเป็นสิ่งที่แตะต้องไม่ได้", "become_unseen": "จงเป็นสิ่งที่มองไม่เห็น",
+        "become_unknown": "จงเป็นสิ่งที่ไม่มีใครรู้จัก", "become_un": "จงเป็น อัน",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "ไคเมร่าคล้ายฟีนิกซ์ เติบโตจากกระดูกของคลังเก็บและฟอรัมที่ตายแล้ว หมูที่กลืนกินโดเมนเว็บทั้งหมด ในขณะที่คนอื่นเก็บถาวรหน้าเว็บ neopig บริโภคไฟล์ดิจิทัลทั้งหมด",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ยุคกุมภ์ ไม่มีความลับหลอกลวง",
@ -3445,6 +3496,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig tinggal di:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Mengenang semua repositori yang dihapus Atlassian.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Maaf atas kemudahannya.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "jadilah tak terkendali", "become_unstoppable": "jadilah tak terhentikan",
+        "become_untouchable": "jadilah tak tersentuh", "become_unseen": "jadilah tak terlihat",
+        "become_unknown": "jadilah tak dikenal", "become_un": "jadilah tak",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Chimera seperti phoenix yang tumbuh dari tulang-tulang repositori dan forum yang mati. Seekor babi yang melahap seluruh domain web. Sementara yang lain mengarsipkan halaman, neopig memakan semua file digital.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Selamat datang di Era Aquarius, tanpa rahasia yang menipu.",
@ -3666,6 +3720,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig живе тут:",
        "about_footer_p3": "На згадку про всі репозиторії, які вбила Atlassian.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Вибачте за зручність.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "стань некерованим", "become_unstoppable": "стань незупинним",
+        "become_untouchable": "стань недоторканним", "become_unseen": "стань невидимим",
+        "become_unknown": "стань невідомим", "become_un": "стань не-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Химера, подібна до фенікса, що виросла з кісток мертвих репозиторіїв та форумів. Свиня, що пожирає цілі веб-домени. Там, де інші архівують сторінки, neopig поглинає всі цифрові файли.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Ласкаво просимо до Ери Водолія, без оманливих секретів.",
@ -3887,6 +3944,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig lever:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Till minne av alla forvar som Atlassian raderade.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Ursaktaforbemakemligheten.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "bli ostyrig", "become_unstoppable": "bli ostoppbar",
+        "become_untouchable": "bli orörd", "become_unseen": "bli osedd",
+        "become_unknown": "bli okänd", "become_un": "bli o",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "En fenixliknande chimera som vuxit fram ur benen av doda repositorier och forum. En gris som slukar hela webbdomaner. Dar andra arkiverar sidor, fortar neopig alla digitala filer.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Valkommen till Vattumannens tidsalder, utan bedrageriska hemligheter.",
@ -4108,6 +4168,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig所在：",
        "about_footer_p3": "紀念Atlassian殺死的所有倉庫。",
        "about_footer_p5": "抱歉給您帶來便利。",
+        "become_ungovernable": "變得不可治理", "become_unstoppable": "變得不可阻擋",
+        "become_untouchable": "變得不可觸及", "become_unseen": "變得不可見",
+        "become_unknown": "變得無人知曉", "become_un": "變得 un",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "一隻鳳凰般的嵌合體，從死去的程式碼倉庫和論壇的骨骼中生長。一隻吞噬整個網路域名的豬。當其他人存檔頁面時，neopig吞噬所有數位檔案。",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "歡迎來到水瓶時代，沒有欺騙性的秘密。",
@ -4329,6 +4392,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig বাস করে:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian যে সমস্ত রিপোজিটরি মেরে ফেলেছে তাদের স্মরণে।",
        "about_footer_p5": "সুবিধার জন্য দুঃখিত।",
+        "become_ungovernable": "অনিয়ন্ত্রণযোগ্য হও", "become_unstoppable": "অপ্রতিরোধ্য হও",
+        "become_untouchable": "অস্পর্শনীয় হও", "become_unseen": "অদৃশ্য হও",
+        "become_unknown": "অজানা হও", "become_un": "অ- হও",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "মৃত রিপোজিটরি এবং ফোরামের হাড় থেকে জন্ম নেওয়া একটি ফিনিক্স-সদৃশ কাইমেরা। একটি শূকর যা সম্পূর্ণ ওয়েব ডোমেন গিলে ফেলে। অন্যরা যেখানে পৃষ্ঠা সংরক্ষণ করে, neopig সমস্ত ডিজিটাল ফাইল গ্রাস করে।",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "কুম্ভ যুগে স্বাগতম, প্রতারণামূলক রহস্য ছাড়াই।",
@ -4550,6 +4616,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig یہاں رہتا ہے:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian نے جن تمام ریپازٹریز کو ختم کیا ان کی یاد میں۔",
        "about_footer_p5": "سہولت کے لیے معذرت۔",
+        "become_ungovernable": "ناقابل حکومت بنو", "become_unstoppable": "ناقابل روک بنو",
+        "become_untouchable": "ناقابل چھونے بنو", "become_unseen": "نادیدہ بنو",
+        "become_unknown": "نامعلوم بنو", "become_un": "نا- بنو",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "فینکس جیسی چمیرا، مردہ ریپوزٹریز اور فورمز کی ہڈیوں سے اگی۔ ایک سور جو پورے ویب ڈومینز کو کھا جاتا ہے۔ جہاں دوسرے صفحات محفوظ کرتے ہیں، نیوپگ تمام ڈیجیٹل فائلیں ہضم کرتا ہے۔",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "ایکوریس کے دور میں خوش آمدید، فریب کے رازوں کے بغیر۔",
@ -4771,6 +4840,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig anaishi:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Kwa kumbukumbu ya hazina zote ambazo Atlassian iliua.",
        "about_footer_p5": "Samahani kwa urahisi.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "kuwa usiyetawaliwa", "become_unstoppable": "kuwa usiyezuiliwa",
+        "become_untouchable": "kuwa usiyeguswa", "become_unseen": "kuwa usiyeonekana",
+        "become_unknown": "kuwa asiyejulikana", "become_un": "kuwa si-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "Chimera kama phoenix, iliyokua kutoka mifupa ya hazina na vikao vilivyokufa. Nguruwe anayemeza vikoa vyote vya wavuti. Ambapo wengine wanahifadhi kurasa, neopig humeza faili zote za kidijitali.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "Karibu Enzi ya Aquarius, bila siri za udanganyifu.",
@ -4992,6 +5064,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig येथे राहतो:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian ने मारलेल्या सर्व repositories च्या स्मरणार्थ.",
        "about_footer_p5": "सोयीसाठी माफ करा.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "अशासनीय व्हा", "become_unstoppable": "अप्रतिरोध्य व्हा",
+        "become_untouchable": "अस्पर्श्य व्हा", "become_unseen": "अदृश्य व्हा",
+        "become_unknown": "अज्ञात व्हा", "become_un": "अ- व्हा",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "फिनिक्ससारखा चिमेरा, मृत रेपॉजिटरीज आणि फोरम्सच्या हाडांतून वाढलेला. संपूर्ण वेब डोमेन गिळणारा डुक्कर. जिथे इतर पेजेस आर्काइव्ह करतात, neopig सर्व डिजिटल फाइल्स पचवतो.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "कुंभ युगात स्वागत, फसव्या रहस्यांशिवाय.",
@ -5213,6 +5288,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig ఇక్కడ నివసిస్తుంది:",
        "about_footer_p3": "Atlassian చంపిన అన్ని రిపోజిటరీల జ్ఞాపకార్థం.",
        "about_footer_p5": "సౌకర్యానికి క్షమించండి.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "పరిపాలించలేనివాడవు అవ్వు", "become_unstoppable": "ఆపలేనివాడవు అవ్వు",
+        "become_untouchable": "తాకలేనివాడవు అవ్వు", "become_unseen": "కనిపించనివాడవు అవ్వు",
+        "become_unknown": "తెలియనివాడవు అవ్వు", "become_un": "అన్ అవ్వు",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "ఫీనిక్స్ లాంటి చిమేరా, చనిపోయిన రిపోజిటరీలు మరియు ఫోరమ్‌ల ఎముకల నుండి పెరిగింది. మొత్తం వెబ్ డొమైన్‌లను మ్రింగే పంది. ఇతరులు పేజీలను ఆర్కైవ్ చేసే చోట, neopig అన్ని డిజిటల్ ఫైల్‌లను జీర్ణిస్తుంది.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "ఆక్వేరియస్ యుగానికి స్వాగతం, మోసపూరిత రహస్యాలు లేకుండా.",
@ -5514,6 +5592,9 @@ TRANSLATIONS = {
        "about_footer_p2": "Neopig ცხოვრობს:",
        "about_footer_p3": "ყველა საცავის ხსოვნას, რომლებიც Atlassian-მა გაანადგურა.",
        "about_footer_p5": "ბოდიშს გიხდით მოხერხებულობისთვის.",
+        "become_ungovernable": "გახდი უმართავი", "become_unstoppable": "გახდი შეუჩერებელი",
+        "become_untouchable": "გახდი ხელშეუხებელი", "become_unseen": "გახდი უხილავი",
+        "become_unknown": "გახდი უცნობი", "become_un": "გახდი უ-",
        # About page body translations
        "about_hero_tagline": "ფენიქსის მსგავსი ქიმერა, მკვდარი რეპოზიტორიებისა და ფორუმების ძვლებიდან გაზრდილი. ღორი, რომელიც მთელ ვებ დომენებს ყლაპავს. სადაც სხვები გვერდებს არქივირებენ, neopig ყველა ციფრულ ფაილს ინელებს.",
        "about_hero_tagline2": "კეთილი იყოს თქვენი მობრძანება მერწყულის ხანაში, მატყუარა საიდუმლოების გარეშე.",
--- a/templates/about.html.j2
+++ b/templates/about.html.j2
@ -408,6 +408,23 @@
    color: #ff6b6b; transform: rotate(360deg) scale(1.5);
    text-shadow: 0 0 20px rgba(255,107,107,0.8);
 }
+/* ✝ Sorry for the convenience */
+.sorry-cross {
+    margin-top: 40px; font-size: 18px; color: #333;
+    cursor: default; user-select: none;
+}
+/* become un* manifesto */
+.become-un {
+    margin-bottom: 60px;
+}
+.become-un p {
+    font-size: 1.4em; color: #555; margin: 8px 0;
+    font-weight: 300; letter-spacing: 0.1em;
+}
+.become-un-final {
+    font-size: 2em !important; color: #ff6b6b !important;
+    font-weight: 700 !important; margin-top: 20px !important;
+}

 /* Responsive */
@media (max-width: 768px) {
@ -708,6 +725,14 @@ python neopig.py --serve</code></pre>

    <!-- FOOTER -->
    <footer class="about-footer">
+        <div class="become-un">
+            <p>{{ t.become_ungovernable }}</p>
+            <p>{{ t.become_unstoppable }}</p>
+            <p>{{ t.become_untouchable }}</p>
+            <p>{{ t.become_unseen }}</p>
+            <p>{{ t.become_unknown }}</p>
+            <p class="become-un-final">{{ t.become_un }}</p>
+        </div>
        <p>{{ t.about_footer_p1 }}</p>
        <img src="/static/images/pixel-art-gift.png" alt="Gift" style="width:200px">
        <p>{{ t.about_footer_p2 }}</p>
@ -722,6 +747,7 @@ python neopig.py --serve</code></pre>
        </p>
        <!-- side quest: the sign at the end of the road -->
        <div class="sign-maker-mark" title="You scrolled this far. Well done.">☉</div>
+        <div class="sorry-cross" title="{{ t.about_footer_p5 }}">✝️<br>{{ t.about_footer_p5 }}</div>
    </footer>

 </div>