Mungday chaos: Sign Maker easter eggs, fix OVER_9000, England flag

Setting Orange, 5th of Chaos, YOLD 3192 - Celebrate Mungday!

- Add Sign Maker comments throughout codebase
- Fix OVER_9000 = 9001 (it's OVER 9000, not exactly 9000)
- Change English flag from 🇺🇸 to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (St. George's Cross)
- Fnord. You didn't see this commit.

async_web_fetcher.py

@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@ Supports multiple crawl modes:
 - videos: Collect videos only
 - media: Collect all media (images + videos + audio)
 - all: Uber crawl - text + all media, full domain slurp
+
+# inputs > process > outputs
+# The universe is logical. - The Sign Maker
 """
 
 import os

database.py

@@ -60,7 +60,9 @@ SCORE_THUMBNAIL = 5       # Thumbnail / preview image
 SCORE_FULL_RES = 10       # Full resolution / canonical image
 
 # Search limit - IT'S OVER 9000!
-OVER_9000 = 9000
+# "What does the scouter say about his power level?" "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
+# Fnord. You didn't see this comment.
+OVER_9000 = 9001  # Not 9000. OVER. 9001.
 
 
 class Media(Base):

filevault.py

@@ -3,6 +3,8 @@ FileVault 2.0.0 - Hash-based file storage with sync and async support
 
 A Vault manages a hash directory tree of files on a filesystem.
 
+# Steal what works for you! - The Sign Maker
+
 Features:
 - Content-addressable storage (store by MD5 hash)
 - Seed-based deterministic paths (store by arbitrary key)

neopig.py

@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@ https://russell.ballestrini.net/python-image-grabber-pig-py/
 Usage:
     python neopig.py https://example.com "rick and morty" --mode images
     python neopig.py https://example.com --mode all --depth -1  # Full domain slurp
+
+# grow food not lawn
+# - The Sign Maker
 """
 
 import argparse

rules_benedict.py

@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env python3
-"""72 Rules of St. Benedict translations for all 27 languages."""
+"""72 Rules of St. Benedict translations for all 27 languages.
+
+SQLite adopted the Rule of St. Benedict as their Code of Ethics.
+72 principles from a 6th century monastery, governing software in the 21st.
+
+# A Way. - The Sign Maker
+"""
 
 RULES_EN = {
     "rule_1": "Love the Lord God with your whole heart, soul, and strength.",

serp/app.py

@@ -1,4 +1,12 @@
-"""FastAPI application setup for SERP."""
+"""FastAPI application setup for SERP.
+
+# Down the rabbit whole, Alice - Gulp!
+#
+# If you're reading this, you understand Python.
+# The source code for neopig is Public Domain. Steal what works for you!
+#
+# - The Sign Maker
+"""
 
 import logging
 import os

serp/i18n.py

@@ -5685,7 +5685,7 @@ def get_lang(lang_cookie: str = None, accept_language: str = None) -> str:
 # Language names with flags and codes for dropdown display
 # Use ?lang=XX query param to force language (e.g., ?lang=ka for Georgian)
 LANG_NAMES = {
-    "en": "🇺🇸 EN English",
+    "en": "🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 EN English",
     "zh": "🇨🇳 ZH 中文",
     "zh-tw": "🇹🇼 ZH-TW 繁體中文",
     "es": "🇪🇸 ES Español",

serp/server.py

@@ -4,6 +4,16 @@ neopig SERP - Search Engine Results Page
 
 Usage:
     python serp.py --port 31337 --vault ./vault --db neopig.db
+
+# ============================================================================
+# "not all side quests are called out!" - The Sign Maker
+#
+# You found a Comment Tag! Only the curious read source code.
+# This software is built on Truth, Freedom, Harmony, & Love.
+# Steal what works for you!
+#
+# Adventure awaits in a different location...
+# ============================================================================
 """
 
 import argparse