diff --git a/serp.py b/serp.py
index 9ca15c3..5d654d0 100644
--- a/serp.py
+++ b/serp.py
@@ -3871,7 +3871,6 @@ ABOUT_CONTENT = """
             <p class="narrative">
                 <em>We are adding the ability to backup entire codebases.</em> Neopig grows hungrier.
             </p>
-            <a href="https://media.unturf.com/c/fbc48bff-e895-11f0-8d29-02dfe05770ee/gluttony" target="_blank"><img src="/static/images/hungry-pig.jpg" alt="Neopig grows hungrier" style="width:42%"></a>
         </div>
     </section>
 
@@ -3905,7 +3904,6 @@ ABOUT_CONTENT = """
             <p class="narrative">
                 The archives become self-extracting executables. <code>.run</code> files that contain their own server, their own search engine, their own reality. Drop one on a machine with Python, and it <em>wakes up</em>. A sleeping pig, carrying an entire website in its belly, ready to serve it to anyone who asks.
             </p>
-            <a href="https://media.unturf.com/c/fcddf99d-a2da-11f0-af1d-02dfe05770ee/the-tempest-overtakes" target="_blank"><img src="/static/images/sleeping-pig.gif" alt="A sleeping pig" style="width:42%"></a>
         </div>
     </section>